A rather loud character with a literally big mouth filled with teeth. He's easily agitated and finds himself in antagonizing situations. Despite this, he is not incredibly bad tempered. He may react in annoyance, but this is more frustration than anger. While harmless, due to his bulk he may accidentally injure others with out even realizing, though he dreams of eating the Bloomingdale Chicken.

An extremely self centered character, almost to a point that makes her dopey. She assumes everything concerns her which often creates disputes and conflictive situations with others. She prefers to be addressed as "Mrs. Bloomingdale" and is quick to correct those who refer to her by anything else.